You Know You're a Horn Dog When...

you pretend that you’re “sitting” on your hand because you’re cold when you’re really grinding your clit against it.

You can’t keep your hand out from between your legs even at work.

The sight of a man fucking a woman makes you want to get a strap on and bang a grrl so hard she screams your name and cums over and over again until she can’t see or walk straight.

You shave and the feeling of being bare there makes you instantly wet.

You’re wet and aching and you just cannot stop your body from moving like it’s fucking an invisible partner.

The thought of sliding your fingers through a hot, wet, velvety pussy makes you groan with the need to taste her and make her cum in your mouth.

You find yourself touching yourself under your desk at work

You find yourself gyrating your hips so you can get the seam of your jeans to rub your clit

The vibration from driving the car makes you wet.